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hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

ALSO SNAKE FARM IS 40% OFF FOR THE STEAM CAPITALISM AND ECONOMY FEST! This is the lowest price it'll ever go, so go get it now!!!!!

The ECONOMIES OF SCALE update contains:

  • Two new game packs (Worm Pack and Chaos Pack)
  • Ten new items (Scythe, Ten Gallon Hat, Tooth Bomb, Polluted Water, Patience, Ammonia, Barbed Wire, Fallow Fields, Snail Shell, Compost)
  • Ten new snakes (Baby Worm, Firework Snake, Tombsnake, Mutant Lootsnake, Stone Snake, Teen Worm, Snake Snake, Reaper Snake, Gummy Worm, Colossus Worm)
  • A new post-apocalyptic look for the farm
  • A ton of bugfixes, optimizations, an QoL increases

As a reminder, this content update is COMPLETELY FREE -- if you own the game, you just got a bunch more game for free! If you don't own the game, you can currently get it (along with all the prior content updates) for less than a soda costs in some hospital vending machines! That's right: less than a soda costs in some hospital vending machines!

Please boost!!


shel
@shel

Recently I was in the hospital and I can confirm that the soda in the vending machine cost more than Snakefarm it was like $4.25 for soda


Tourma
@Tourma

Okay, that soda comment convinced me to at least look at it. ^_^


hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

YES

SNAKE FARM: "IT COSTS LESS THAN A SODA IN SOME HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES"


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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:

there's a part of me that's sad the greed curse got nerfed, because I got a lot of entertainment value out of seeing the game momentarily freeze and then the sound of five thousand oil being collected all at once would play once I got to a certain point in the endless mode, but I do get why (it was very OP and I rarely touched the other curses)