Sharks are cool and comfortable!
Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member
Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]
I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.
Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.
I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.
Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.
When the fae ask me my name, I'm going to tell them without hesitation, "Chris."
Their weird fuckin' midnight social club or whatever is gonna be populated entirely by very confused dudes and roughly 60% of the MCU by the time they stop asking.
"May I ask for your name, weary traveler?"
"Plaice."
"Pl-... like the fish?"
"Just like that. Plaice Holden."
"...you utter bugger."
"what happens if you lie"
you're supposed to, i mean i suppose not lie but if you gave them a fake name, its still what they know you by, but theres also sort of the knowledge it aint yours, but you did give them A name so its not like you broke the rules.
That's the entire point, the fae are just rules lawyer genie bastards
