troubadors is a little kind of guy you might find if you're on one of them spaceship shows, like start wreck. a tremolo is about the size of your head and looks kinda like a loose testicle from a way bigger animal like maybe a brown bart. trebles is famous for doing only two things: eating and making behbehs. but when a new little furry potato guy is born, it's already pregnant!! somebody wasn't paying attention in biography class when triplets was thought up, that's for prettysure. what's weird is that you never see these guys is having teeth or a mouth or any kind of hole, and holes is like a number one method of both eating and behbehs. for crittures which mr stonks says can only do two things, they're really not built for that - science guys have not yes established how the food goes in and behbehs come out. creepy. nobody's ever been bitten by a trestle!! the calgon warriors really hate tremors, 'cause of A.) they make awful screechy noises when a calgon comes near, and B.) these guys are a biohazardous lifeform that can feasibly strip a planet bare of nutritional resources. y'know. just normal guys to keep as pets and have in your pockets. eat and make behbehs. glory to the calgon empire!! anyway that's why trampolines is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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