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Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member


Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
Add my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xml

Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

Crocovile: You're too late, Puny Petal! The robo-virus is on its way!

Power Petal: What's that


Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

Power Petal: you faked breaking your leg?

Crocovile: hand over the rabbit.


Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

Later

Two friends are walking downtown together, engaged in discussion

Friend: ..Can you even believe it? I heard Power Petal hurts bunnies for fun. I can't believe we call her a hero. No wonder she has to keep a secret identity.

Penelope Powers: (dead inside) mhm. sure.


Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

The Pepper Scouts, brave guardians of the city and ally to Power Petal, rush towards the scene.

Pepper Scout: Spicy Justice, it's the Pepper Scouts!

Diamond Pepper: Stop right there, villains! The Pepper Scouts are here to-

Power Petal: BACK. OFF.


Heatherhorns
@Heatherhorns

Power Petal and Bunovile sit in angry silence for a long time, until...!

Bunovile: I need to get out of here. I'm worried about Gumdrop.

Power Petal: Ha, are you serious?

Bunovile: She's alone with a bunch of monster punchers that think she's a monster!

Power Petal: If you care, why drag her into battle AGAINST ME

Bunovile: Well the whole idea was that I knew you'd never hurt her.

Power Petal: oh, come on.

Bunovile: But I guess I was wrong since you clearly don't care.

Power Petal: Well what am I supposed to do?

Bunovile: help me escape!

Power Petal: i'll lose my job!

Bunovile: but gumdrop!

Power Petal: ...will you at least help me escape?

Bunovile: no


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