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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

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nex3
@nex3

In case you were unaware, I made a grid generator that can be helpful for posting multiple pieces of art in the same post with more flexibility for size/display than the default image uploads give you! I just updated it with a few new features, including:

  • Instruction manual
  • Customize links for each image
  • Put captions under or over images

As an example, please appreciate three of my favorite @littlegoodfrog comic panels:

Mason: A straight person would never mess up macaroni this bad
Kimmy: God damn it... god...
Matchmaker
Franky thinking "MAKE OUT WITH ME" over and over
Flying Saucer Video
Mason: Slutty from head to toe
Kimmy: FUCK YEAH!
Matchmaker
made with @nex3's grid generator

This and all my other utilities are always linked from my profile!


nex3
@nex3

btw if there are things this doesn't do that you wish it did please let me know! it's very much a "spare time project" but I am not without spare time on occasion


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in reply to @nex3's post:

I've seen a handful of people over the past year asking for a way to lay a grid of text in the same row as a picture as a sort of "aside" in an article. I think that could be straightforward and would make non-technical people (and/or people who don't want to go through the effort) really happy

it's probably a tall ask, but one of the things that frustrates me is that it opens images in a new tab when you click on it rather than simply a shadowbox overlay like regular image posts on the site. especially for sequential things, it's easy to lose the narrative between images if you have to go back and forth.
my devbrain says it's probably way trickier to implement than it seems though...

A feature to paste a batch of links at once (comma or newline separated) and have them automagically slurped in would be really useful. This is a similar generator with that feature (but it makes a <*table> instead of divs so it doesn't play well with differently sized images).