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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
Add my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xml

FaeAlchemist
@FaeAlchemist
  • Profile banners use a weird aspect ratio, but @TallanCat made a template.
  • Cohost will not recompress your images. This does mean you have to compress them yourselves, but crucially, the image will look exactly as you uploaded it. I do not have particular suggestions of free compression tools, but as long as you avoid crunchy jpeg compression you'll probably end up with something better looking than other sites' automatic compression.
  • The image/audio size cap is 5MB for regular users, and 10MB for cohost plus subscribers. Except right now it appears to be 500kB for everyone due to server issues. Resolved
  • Specifically regarding icons, if it's too big consider lowering the resolution. On our 1080p monitor icons are never rendered at above 144x144 pixels.
  • Animated GIFs can be used as profile pictures. GIFs downscale poorly, so may become more difficult to read at lower resolutions. (i.e. in notifications or comments)
  • Icons also support transparency.
  • Put a \ before >:3 at the start of a line to stop markdown rendering it as ":3".
  • Press the ? on the post composer for a good intro to markdown and a some easy and useful HTML.

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