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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


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cereza
@cereza
MARIO you lazy FU#CKER the princess got FRICKEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!!!! GO SAVE HER!!!!!!!!
ok
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! yuo will never escape me princess!!! mario is never coming to get you!!!
what the fuck
love wins
b oom

THIS POST IS BROKEN ON MOBILE AND SMALL RESOLUTIONS SORRY

transcript

panel 1

mario is watching family guy on his awesome brand new plasma tv, as he sits around yoshi's house. yoshi, bouncing behind him, calls him a fucker and yells at him to go save the princess because she got kidnapped again. reluctantly, mario says ok.

panel 2

inside bowser's fortress, on a bridge with lava and darkness, bowser exclaims to peach that she will never escape his castle, and that mario will never come to get him.

panel 3

mario appears behind bowser with a big ass shotgun. bowser exclaims surprise and says "what the fuck" as his eyes become big and wide from surprise.

pnael 4

bowser die from gun.

love wins


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