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Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member


Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
Add my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xml

CohostTextAdventures
@CohostTextAdventures

Thank you for playing B.U.G. Edutainment's latest thrill-venture!
You used: 41 moves
You got: Umbrella Ending
Good job! There are three other endings. Would you like to play again?
Y/N
You have selected NO. Thank you for playing!
Join us soon for our latest release: Where's The Love (Honk)?


Hi everyone, your friendly neighborhood AUTHOR here. I want to thank you all for sticking with me through some difficult times. I really love making these silly little games and I appreciate having somebody to play them with. Your votes, likes, and rebugs mean the world to me. I especially want to thank the user @FiendishAuburn, who rebugged just about every post. Thank you so, so much.

I did have three endings to this game planned out, by the way, depending on what you picked up from the first and second floors. None of them were the umbrella ending, but it was so cool that I just had to go with it.

Over the next few weeks I am going to share some of the content I had planned for other contingencies, and then this account is going to go dark for a while. I have some family obligations that can't wait and I'm not going to be able to dedicate as much time to the next game that would make me happy with what I come up with.

That title is real, though. And I will be back. I would guess sometime in the middle of summer.

Until then, I am honored to be your AUTHOR.


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