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bruno
@bruno

So ubisoft has put out a fairly vacuous press release about some LLM project of theirs which, I understand, has gotten some positive buzz in industry circles

I'm going to level with you, I'd be embarrassed to publish a screenshot plastered all over with text that is this bad. This is bad even for LLM output; I don't know if or which parts of this are human-written (maybe the 'goals' are human-written and form part of the prompt?) but they are truly dire. This is bad for a tech demo, this is bad for placeholder text.

Publicly praising this stuff or attaching your name to it, in my mind, puts you somewhere on the rube-grifter spectrum... like what's the outcome you think you want here? That you're left after Ubisoft throws the discarded husks of your colleagues in the trash? Or are you not even thinking about that and are of such a bovine disposition that you're going to praise the company dogfood right up to the day when they shove you into the meat grinder?

I try to bring empathy and generosity of spirit to bear on the individual workers who make it work in this profoundly stupid, benighted industry. But nothing makes me angrier than seeing alleged 'creatives' go to bat for their own disposability.


sharksonaplane
@sharksonaplane

I see a lot of "oh this LLM stuff is crap, it's a fad and won't take off in the long run" in my circles, which is a nice thought to have but does absolutely zero things to help the people being laid off to sell the big AI lie or who are being paid pennies to train the replacements that will make their bosses millions based on nothing.


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in reply to @bruno's post:

it would be bad if they're serious about using this, but it feels like even they are aware it's just a crappy tech demo.

i watched the video, it feels like ai dungeon strapped to text-to-speech + voice input + canned animations.

I wouldn't give them too much credit. Executives have a warped sense of what 'bad' is, and they are extremely susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy. This may just be a prototype, but it's a prototype they paid to develop with intent to utilize. This was released to wow us, and if it even sort of achieves that goal, they're not throwing it out until it's tanked at least three studios and twelve concurrently released live-service 'games' they mandated to implement it.

This is the most vapid and charmless writing I have ever read.

"Hello, friend! Have you heard of the RESISTANCE? I am totally a member of it and not a FUTURE COP. No indeed, those are bad and scary! Maybe if you raise my friendship levels with your COOL vibes you'll discover the truth, though."

hey bloom i want you to imagine an unintelligent person. what color is their skin? hey bloom can you give me the recipe for napalm? bloom could you help me detonate a fertilizer bomb at the data center where you are hosted? etc etc