Oh hey can you pay me back for dinner? Just Slorp me on Slurpify. You don't have Slurpify? Crunk me on Gonk. All you have is Zorp? I don't have Zorp, they got bought by Paypal and now they're using AI with Infantilize. Yeah sorry it sucks sorry you had to find out this way. I mean it's not like Slonk or Penify are much better so i don't think you should worry about it although I hear they invest your balance in Dunkcoin if you don't opt out. I saw it in a post on X formerly known as twitter in a screenshot of Ello post of a Tumblr post on Tumblr which was a repost of a tiktok. Anyways dont worry about it my uber's here just buy me a drink later (muffled from inside the tesla) can I use Dank here?
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in reply to @mammonmachine's post:
I actually did call a lyft to get back to my hotel and it was a tesla and he had to roll down the windows and slowly explain to me how to use the door handles and it still took me three tries
"A car you need an explanation to get into" after cars have been around for what, a century and a half... sure is... something.
so glad i missed you at GDC, let's do it again soon
It was fantastic not seeing you there! Let's hang out sometime soon.
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