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Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]
I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.
Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.
I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.
Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.
🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
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twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryxAdd my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
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throne.com/sharkaeopteryxMy Ko-fi link
www.ko-fi.com/sharkaeopteryx
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in reply to @internet-janitor's post:
why did you have to choose this one
strictly speaking the only thing we've established about the contents of that cup is that it didn't contain caffeine
On the 27th of March, 2024, what sort of decaf liquid did Intern Secretary Eggbug drink?
The punchlines came as I read, universal truths which I was made to recognize. Eggbug was anxious. New Garfield was agreeable. Eggbug tried very hard. New Garfield likes veggie stew. Eggbug, despite their best efforts, was not skilled when it came to securing a full-time salaried position. New Garfield had no particular opinion of mice. Eggbug was frequently memed. New Garfield denies the existence of New Odie. New Garfield supports and loves Eggbug. The universe is satisfied with New Garfield for his thoughtfulness, dilligence, and optimism.
Cohost memes, despite (or perhaps because of) their limited reach, really do continue to be the best dang memes on the whole internet...
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