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in reply to @TheBlackNerd's post:
That's assumming they dont have a sponsor from betterhelp or blue apron at the start
some old dude filming on a potato methodically taking something apart and barely talking can stay tho
we need more weirdos and less dudes trying to be influencers
The internet isn't for influencers it's for people with such intense special interests they could tear down the gearbox in a Sunbeam Mixmaster blindfolded and probably tell you what year it was manufactured just by touch.
EXACTLY. Like, it's really cool how ubiquitous the internet is now, but there's too many people who don't know shit about anything trying to make money by being an influencer and influencer is such a shitty description and I hate it and I hate being on the internet
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