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Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member


Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]


I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.

Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.


I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.


Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.


🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/
Follow me on Twitch
twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryx
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sharksonaplane
@sharksonaplane

At one place, after I decided to STOP doing extra they were like…omg what can we do for you to start doing it again……what if we had more meetings with you……and I was like, lol what, no, absolutely not. Literally would have preferred even the meaningless gesture of a pizza party over that hilariously clueless take on "what motivates high performers". Would have more preferred more money but I was beyond over them at that point anyway so there's no way they would have been able to pay the amount of money they would've needed to to get me to sign back on.

This is the same situation that, because I stayed late for my own reasons, asked me to stay late for a client for zero extra compensation, then when I said no they actually said "well, the client has other options and didn't request this, I just thought I would be nice and offer (you)" like EXCUSE ME who is "I" here???bc if you want to be nice then YOU fucking stay! anyway I made sure to leave early that day 😌


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