EASY MODE - For people with lives who want to enjoy an afternoon with an enriching game
HARD MODE - For people whose entire self-worth is founded on looking at a screen better than someone else
"Your wrists are going to regret this in twenty years."

Sharks are cool and comfortable!
Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member
Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
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I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.
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EASY MODE - For people with lives who want to enjoy an afternoon with an enriching game
HARD MODE - For people whose entire self-worth is founded on looking at a screen better than someone else
"Your wrists are going to regret this in twenty years."
pretty sure there's at least one doom mod that calls hard mode basically that
I have literally considered making the description text for a hardest difficulty "for people who are compensating for something"
Story Mode - There is no actual difference between this and Arcade Mode other than infinite lives which if you think that's a problem, maybe look in inward.