oh i need to get this thing done i'll just do it????? fuck off. impossible. that's something tony robbins says to sell you books. 'just complete the task with the means available to you' why don't i take a fucken shit on jupiter okay

Sharks are cool and comfortable!
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oh i need to get this thing done i'll just do it????? fuck off. impossible. that's something tony robbins says to sell you books. 'just complete the task with the means available to you' why don't i take a fucken shit on jupiter okay
confused your guy for Time Team guy and got very angry
no no, my guy is an incredibly large mouth, not the grubby boy
awwwwhhhh but then i gotta get a ticket to cape cadaverous and whatever, maybe i need a visa, i'll have to CALL the pLACE and oh my GOD
gotta Parent yourself.
Gotta be like your own dad trying to help you with your own math homework.
gotta literally just drag your happy ass through shit, Unironically.