5 lbs. of onions now fits into a jar and small sandwich bag.

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5 lbs. of onions now fits into a jar and small sandwich bag.
Caramelized onions, instantly, whenever you want or need them? Now you're too powerful.
Prepped minced garlic and ginger paste last week. I'm ready for anything now 😤
At least half of my breakfast was caramelized onions I kept taking tastes lmao
fuck yeah, that shit is so good on toasted bread (especially w/ foie gras but that's harder to come by in North America obviously sob)
Watch pot never boils and all that but I kept obsessively watching it. It's so pretty!