"Wife material" includes, but is not limited to:
Cotton, Ectoplasm, Flesh, Plastics, Titanium,
This is distinct from "Wife Materiel" which includes vehicles, ordnance, supplies, and logistical support
- she/her, Shark if we don't interact
- sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/
Sharks are cool and comfortable!
Elden Thing | Back & Body Hurts Platinugggggh Rewards Member
Profile pic and banner credits: sharkaeopteryx art by @superkiak! eggbug by eggbug! Mash-up by me!
[Alt-text for pfp: a cute sharkaeopteryx sat on the ground with legs out, wings down, jaw ajar, and hed empty, looking at eggbug and eggbug's enigmatic smile.]
[Alt-text for banner: a Spirit Halloween banner with eggbug and the sharkaeopteryx that Superkiak drew for me looking at it with inscrutable expressions]
I'm a Vietnamese cis woman born and currently living in the U.S. You may know me from Sandwich, from Twitter or Mastodon (same username), or on Twitch as Sharkaeopteryx. I do not have a Discord or Bluesky account.
Ask me about language learning/teaching, cooking/eating food, late diagnosis ADHD, and volunteer small business mentoring. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.
I think people deserve to be young, make mistakes, and grow without being held to standards they don't know about yet and are still learning. So, if you are under 22, please don't try to strike up a friendship or get involved in discussions on my posts.
Please don't automatically assume I follow/know/co-sign someone just because I reposted something from them—sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Also, if you think being removed as a follower when we're not mutuals is a cardinal sin, please do not follow me.
🐘Mastodon
search for @sharksonaplane@mastodon.sandwich.net and hit follow if you want
Hang out with me on the Auldnoir forum! (you can DM there!)
discourse.auldnoir.org/Sign my Cohost yearbook 📝
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twitch.tv/sharkaeopteryxAdd my RSS feed (not working yet but I'll get to it!)
sharkaeopteryx.neocities.org/rss.xmlMy Throne link
throne.com/sharkaeopteryxMy Ko-fi link
www.ko-fi.com/sharkaeopteryx
if a sheepgirl was introducing herself she would say "Pleased to bleat you!"
that's it that's the post bye everybody I love you
girl: ”Pleased to meet you!“
mousegirl: ”Cheesed to meet you!“
sheepgirl: ”Pleased to bleat you!“
catgirl: ”Pleased to meet mew!“
piggirl: ”Squealed to meet you!“
cowgirl: ”Pleased to meet moo!“
dovegirl: ”Pleased to meet coo!“
owlgirl: ”Pleased to meet hoo!“
hawkgirl: ”Pleased to screech you!“
birdgirl: ”Pleased to tweet you!“
puggirl: ”Wheezed to meet you!“
skunkgirl: ”Pleased to pee-yew!“
shrewgirl: ”Pleased to meet shrew!“
gnugirl: "Pleased to meet gnu!"
sluggirl: ”Pleased to secrete you!“
marineiguanagirl: ”Sneezed to meet you!“
predgirl: ”Pleased to meat you!“
gävlegoatgirl: ”Pleased to meet yule!“
squeakytoygirl: ”Squeezed to meet you!“
toothgirl: ”Pleased to meet chew!“
footgirl: ”Pleased to feet you!“
shoegirl: ”Pleased to meet shoe!“
treegirl: ”Pleased to meet yew!“
boggirl: ”Pleased to peat you!“
firegirl: ”Pleased to heat you!“
icegirl: ”Freezed to meet you!“
windgirl: ”Breezed to meet you!“
plaguegirl: ”Diseased to meet you!“
nogirl: ” !“
peagirl: ”Peas'd to meet you!“
petrogirl: ”Pleased to grease you!“
paintgirl: ”Pleased to meet hue!“
invisiblegirl: ”Pleased to be unseen by you.“
someone should make an anime titled "isekai bounty hunters" which is a trashy bounty hunter reality show but the bounty hunter can travel to other dimensions to nab people who've been isekai'd but still have debts or arrest warrants in their original universe
it's the spring sale on itch.io and steam so i discounted my games until march 21! i hope you enjoy playing them as much as i enjoyed making them!
save 50% on♟️chessplosion♟️ (itch / steam) - chess piece bomb dropping action, with rollback netcode!
save 30% on 💌ducky's delivery service💌 (itch / steam) - propeller-powered duck delivery action!
unfortunately i couldn't figure out a way to discount my pixel art anti-aliasing aseprite plugin because it's already pay what you want, but this week you can simply choose to pay a bit less than you want instead.
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