writer: so what if we had a quiz show
abc exec: mhm
writer: and the host acted like a dick
abc exec: i'm with you so far
writer: and they spent half the show belittling the guests about the special interests that brought them onto the show in the first place
abc exec: sounds amazing
"Today, I've been really getting into Cohost."
*audience laughter*
"Being a middle-aged straight white Australian cis man, I love Cohost for the content it provides me."
"Hello! Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are shy gamer 'boys'; last one to transition will be tonight's HARD QUIZ CHAMPION!"
"To play along at home, head to the ABC TV socials. Let's say hello."
