Sharky

(i dont actually understand the joke im just trying to make a fast and furious joke out of it)

Metal Gear Solid.

"Liz, that's not a mov-"

METAL GEAR SOLID.

Solid Snake is Kermit. Liquid Snake is the human, yelling at this felt frog about how he has all the dominant genes. Gonzo is Revolver Ocelot, and in the future games it's Gonzo with a human arm grafted onto him.

Here's MGS1's cast:

Solid Snake - Kermit the Frog
Liquid Snake - Himself
Meryl Silverburgh - Camilla
Naomi Hunter - Scooter
Otacon - Fozzie Bear
Roy Campbell - Rowlf
Mei Ling - Cookie Monster
Gray Fox - Grover
Sniper Wolf - Miss Piggy
Revolver Ocelot - Gonzo
Vulcan Raven - Big Bird
Psycho Mantis - Swedish Chef
Nastasha Romanenko - Janice

We also have characters planned for the later games too. Raiden is Elmo. Big Boss is Miss Piggy.

dom is the only human and its never explained but he is willing to accept that they are muppets due to the power of family

brian-kermit
dom torreto-himself
letty-mrs piggy
mia-camilla
roman-fozzie
tej-rowlf
han-gonzo
gisele-janice
luke-swedish chef

im gonna stop going cause there are too many fast and furious characters but you get the idea

dom surounded my muppets and and in love with mrs piggy

and yes i am insane

if people want cars to go really fast why don't they just strap a jet engine to the back of the car