Sharky

every single intractable surface on the phone turns it on

im constantly pressing the off button after tapping the screen with my hands as im putting it in my pocket and the entire process of just turning the phone of is way more tedious than it needs to be.

i dont know what dumbass at apple thought this would be a good idea and this feature alone is what is responsible for iphone users ass dialing and why android users dont have that problem because when you turn the phone off it stays off untill you press the on button again. android phones figured this out so i dont know why apple phones have this ""feature"" which is actually just an issue more than anything

closing background apps

i dont know what you call that menu but its the app closing interface thing that you get by double pressing the home button to close all the crap running in the background

on an android phone theres a button to close all background apps in one foul sweep allowing you to run your next app as smooth as your phone can run it however with iphones you cant do that so you have to rapidly swipe up like a madman to get rid of all the crap on your phone and it doesnt really make sense how such a simple feature still doesnt exist on iphones to me

no headphone jacks

the only bluetooth headphones i have are nice premium over ears that i dont want to travel with in case they got lost or stolen and i dont really want to shop for bluetooth earbuds when i have perfectly fine wired earbuds already. thankfully i have an iphone 6 as my temporary phone but for the latest mobile users this really sucks

constant autocorrect

i disable autocorrect nearly instantly so this isnt much of an issue but for people who do use autocorrect this must be a nightmare.
why do iphones autocorrect a word to something wrong and then once you delete it and write the word you want again they correct it again.
androids never had this type of nerve and trusted you knew what you were on about.
i know no one is benefitted by this ""feature"" because no one would make a mistake several times like that!

planned obsolescence

on an android i can get whatever app i want no matter what app it is unless the app has a need to be constantly updated.

if i want youtube i can get anything from the youtube app in 2015 to now

sure this feature is sometimes present in iphones but is more of a rarity and it just pisses me off that i cant use garageband on my iphone6 just because it isnt the cream of the crop as i know that this phone could run an older version of the app and garageband is litterally the only reason i want an iphone but the more i use this the less it seems worth it

slightly less revelant apple bullshit that i feel is worth mentioning

did someone hurt the person who comes up with concepts for apple systems?
it took the EU cracking down on apple for them to finally use usb-c like every other mobile device nowadays and they still made the cable of their fast chargers usb-c to usb-c instead of usb-c to standard usb idk what its called but you know what im on about.
what was their goal here besides being a dick for no reason as per usual?
there are plenty of fast chargers with usb-c to standard usb so its definately possible and im pretty sure you can plug in an android device to a apple charger but maybe theres some bullshit that makes it so only iphones will work

really weird shit thats default for some reason

by default you have to login using your apple password every time you want to download an app? sure you can turn it off but this seems to create a problem where there isnt one. also why cant i charge my iphone using the usb port on my computer? my phone just straight up wont let me and i have to plug in my phone into an adapter plugged into the outlet.
it also asks me to log into my phone and then unplug and replug my charger in when i go to charge my phone unless im on critically low battery

all this shit makes no sense to me as an android user.

anyway thats my rant, maybe il find more shit that pisses me off later so stay tuned but thats it for now.

id like to hear from some apple users about this as maybe some of these things can be defended

Stop saying a good game is bad because you were told some magical imperceptible number declares it so. That's gatekeeping, that's anti-fun, that's monumentally stupid on levels that would make Cthulhu go insane, and I hate that it's the main current unquestioned mainstream opinion of gaming right now.

Who the absolute fuck gives a flying fuck about framerate. Do you know what means? I'll tell you what it DOESN'T mean, absolutely anything. The animation plays for the same amount of time on every framerate, increasing or decreasing doesn't change shit. So why the abso-fucking-lute fuck do you give a flying shit about it? YOU SHOULDN'T!!!

You may be thinking about "Lag", but guess what, FRAMERATE IS AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE CONCEPT!! Framerate is so far removed from lag that it's like blaming the weather in Antarctica for your personal taste in food. Does it make sense? Well you're not eating Penguin, so I assume it doesn't.

I refuse to entertain any opinion involving framerates ever, so please, instead of crying about the fact that your animation is animated CORRECTLY, how about pointing out REAL FLAWS in gaming?

Fuck framerates, I'll take whines about graphics over that overly petty shit. I'll take whines about call of duty over that. Seriously, I remember when games were solely judged on a vague idea of graphics that could never be properly shown or compared. I hated that era with a firey passion. You framerate junkies are making wish for that era to come back.

unless they are e sports level competitive and they really can tell the milliseconds of delay that is being offered past that i feel its unnesasary

in general its just wasted energy and i doubt you motherfuckers are crows so you will not tell the difference 99.9 percent of the time

overall i go graphics over frames as anything past 30 fps looks the same to me unless its a fighting game designed for 60 fps. in that case i will try to go for performance as the whole game is designed around that framerate and the game is noticably slower

but besides that i always go for max graphics as long as the game can run at 30 or higher in everything from racing games to first person shooters

for me frames do not win games and i dont buy into that bullshit

i go for graphics first and if a game can run at max graphics at 120fps i dont uncap the framerate because my game does not need to be running at fucking 500 fps for no goddamn reason