Sharky

Get on my level

dystopian hellscape

i hungy

I know it's the basic nerd answer but personally I still gotta go with gnosticism

absolutely the funniest possible solution to christianity's internal contradictions

imagine trying to resolve the whole "christians say god is both ontologically good and infinitely powerful, so how can all this suffering exist" problem, but instead of concluding "god isn't real" or "christian doctrine isn't true" and leaving the church, you go "okay hear me out: Literally everything in the bible is factually true and correct, it's just that GOD IS THE VILLAIN"

10/10 galaxy brain theology. gets you killed by absolutely everyone in europe. directly leads to a bunch of really weird but highly respected japanese cartoons like 700 years later

ik its a technicality but its still within the hersheys brand so fuck you