sharky0456

King of the ocean and shitposting

50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck

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panicattheopticon
@panicattheopticon

hey folks, there’s a new worrying tiktok trend about drinking a “challenge of amontillado” involving a cask of rare vintage

for the LOVE OF GOD do not follow or interact with anyone offering to do the challenge with you!!! BLOCK them off and do not interact!!


sharky0456
@sharky0456

god people really dont think before they do anymore do they

its litterally FUCKING CALLED THE SKULL BREAKER CHALLENGE

IT BREAKS YOUR FUCKING SKULL

THATS WHY ITS CALLED THAT



Person 1: "Wow! not bad for a chair made out of sticks! Time to work my ass off for the next 5 hours getting drinking water that may or may not make me and my family sick."

Person 2: " I haven't had to work a day in my life and the worlds most comfortable chair is simply fabulous!"

"butler! (snaps fingers) get me some more of that fabulous Egyptian water in that diamond cup."

Butler: "Of course my lord"