sharky0456

King of the ocean and shitposting

50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck

posts from @sharky0456 tagged #shitposts

also: #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitchost, #shitchosting

Person 1: "Wow! not bad for a chair made out of sticks! Time to work my ass off for the next 5 hours getting drinking water that may or may not make me and my family sick."

Person 2: " I haven't had to work a day in my life and the worlds most comfortable chair is simply fabulous!"

"butler! (snaps fingers) get me some more of that fabulous Egyptian water in that diamond cup."

Butler: "Of course my lord"