Person 1: "Wow! not bad for a chair made out of sticks! Time to work my ass off for the next 5 hours getting drinking water that may or may not make me and my family sick."
Person 2: " I haven't had to work a day in my life and the worlds most comfortable chair is simply fabulous!"
"butler! (snaps fingers) get me some more of that fabulous Egyptian water in that diamond cup."
Butler: "Of course my lord"
