guy keeps chasing me around trying to chop off my antennae with those giant scissors they use for grand openings

50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck
guy keeps chasing me around trying to chop off my antennae with those giant scissors they use for grand openings
in a wile e. coyote roadrunner type situation with my girlfriend
tax invoice? paper boat
birth certificate? paper boat
rent due? paper boat
bills? paper boats
all it takes is a couple of folds