Sharky

everyone know that The Nouns type bandnames are boring and dated but not many people talk about the lifehack that you can instantly make them cool by just simply removing The

listening to beatles

listening to who

bipolar as in there are two bears inside of me

if thats what your into i guess

my childhood self would probably think i'm ugly.
if i could i would tell her "ah, but see i have discovered who i truly am. i have fought the weight of societal expectations in order to come to terms with the fact that i am a man."
and she would ask me "are you happy, then?"
and i would say "nope"

i would run up to my childhood self and swear as frequently as possible before hitting the dab and laughing my ass off at the pure shock of my young innocent goody two shoes self that would never swear once during primary school and refused to dab because i joined dantdms dab police lmao

and hang out with him of course bcz i think my past self would still be pretty cool to hang around but it would deffo be a challenge to not interpret things in a sexual manner because i am no longer innocent

meeting my future self would also rock

the rise of linkedin as a weird cursed popular social site as twitter has collapsed is genuinely the worst outcome I could imagine lolsob