sharky0456

King of the ocean and shitposting

50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck

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DogLadyHeather
@DogLadyHeather

videogames rule. use cans to distract the guards. press C to throw the can. no you can't use that can again it's, you used it, it's a used can. you need to find new cans. be on the lookout for replacement cans.


DogLadyHeather
@DogLadyHeather

metro as much as i love you, i need a pretty solid in-universe explanation for why i can reuse throwing knives but not fucking cans.