Sharky

Cows are so cool. I wish they were real.

your never gonna believe this

enter these two guys

• smartass, prominent editor, notable for creating many pages which caused controversies on their notability and his style of writing. a bit of an informal revolution leader guy, people either love him or hate him
• mithgol, livejournal celebrity for having blocked half of the site, overall really crazy guy, russian nationalist, has dreams of making a "hypertext fidonet", talks in pre-revolution orthography

smartass creates a page titled "mayonnaise jar", which causes a very lengthy argument in the "pages for deletion" section, culminating in mithgol uploading a picture of a jar of his own pee titled "jar filled with urine a bit more than a half" to the page.
smartass then creates page "mithgol's urine" to which the latter responds with an antisemitic rant (this was usual for him) calling out several other completely unrelated users which turned the flamewar into a true conflagration

and because by that time half the russian internet knew of this drama most of the votes on the deletion discussion for the mithgol piss page were actually keep
and the phrasing of "a big more than a half" became a meme on its own

went from doin ya mom to having a wikipedia page dedicated to his piss

This format also opens the door for the insufferable forbidden variant “Polycule Wedlocke”. Needless to say, I will be randomizing and using the HC ruleset.

its just Pokemon chill

kai menat

skibidi gyatt rizz ohio grimace shake

i made this joke already but now im thinking of menat from sf and you have to suffer

im sorry i let the intrusive thoughts win