King of the ocean and shitposting
50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck
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"i cant believe he didn't cry during the titanic! do men even have feelings?"
cuts to man crying while eating a veinless snickers bar
(hes still smiling cause it still tastes good but its not the same)
So for date night I'm thinking we fly to Paris, have a candlelit dinner, and then get thrown down the steps of Sacre Coeur like John Wick in the film John Wick: Chapter 4
that scene was goddamn hillarious
keanu kept loosing momentum so he had to push himself down the steps lmao
Credit: FlutterBuzzy on Twitter