Sharky

"i cant believe he didn't cry during the titanic! do men even have feelings?"

cuts to man crying while eating a veinless snickers bar

(hes still smiling cause it still tastes good but its not the same)

So for date night I'm thinking we fly to Paris, have a candlelit dinner, and then get thrown down the steps of Sacre Coeur like John Wick in the film John Wick: Chapter 4

that scene was goddamn hillarious

keanu kept loosing momentum so he had to push himself down the steps lmao

Credit: FlutterBuzzy on Twitter

mortal kombat is incredibly painfull but its really fun so its worth it

stay away kids!