Sharky

Opener Gangnam style

I'll face myself
To cross out what I've clicked now
Erase my search history
And let go of what I've clicked

Put to rest what you thought of me
While I clean this slate with the hands of uncertainty

(idk if theres porn on linkedin so this joke may not even make sense but probably this is the internet after all)

no matter how crazy i am or feel like i am, i don't think i'll out-crazy the people in charge of corporations that literally only care about making money forever at the expense of everything else. i saw a post advocating for piracy, not just for the sake of having personal and assured access to shows and movies, but also for the sake of media conservation. and like... yeah, these giant companies with their streaming services will rip down anything, even things that are brand new, in the interest of tax writeoffs or (i guess) not having to pay royalties or what have you. and then these things are just gone forever, with no "legitimate" way to get them back. just throw that shit in a locked vault and flip the bird to everyone that enjoyed it because they gotta make that number go up Infinitely!

like, they already have so much money. they already live nice, comfortable lives (even luxurious, if i had to guess), and yet they still can't spare a thought of preserving these things? they're so focused on that line cranking up to as close to a fucking 90 degree angle as possible that they can't spare a thought of "might be cool to save this show somehow, so people in the future can see it"? that they just do not care about this form of art, even in a detached, abstract way? what DO they care about? doesn't it ever get tiring and depressing only caring about money??

im sorry what?
how do you pronounce it?
pez-prev-pres?
oh pres!
perserving!

(checks dictionary)

pushes button to activate hidden rockets underneath the store and then pushes all five guys off the edge of the store as they fall to their death