King of the ocean and shitposting
50 percent australian, 50 percent irish, 100 percent dumb fuck
posts from @sharky0456 tagged #shitposts
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This one girl named Valerie
is counting her calories
and wants to go out to more shows and art galleries.
Another, named Bridget,
will try not to fidget
and try not to say things that sound like an idjit.
And lastly, there's Venus.
You know how our queen is:
the main thing she wants to do more of is
“I am… the one who docks.” [casts his fishing rod into the water and immediately pulls up an extremely large bass]
and what about the "not-new-but-not-quite-old-either'ds