I don't know how long this will last but right now I truly do feel like I have everything I could want in life except a Jewish Wifeguy who lives in the same city as me and brags about me to their friends and will send me to grab us seats at oneg while they stand in line to get us bagels. This and functioning laundry in my apartment are all that I could want which I do not already have. Truly the only thing I have left to accomplish before my life is perfect. Laundry in my apartment and a local jewish life partner who is just delighted by my presence in that way wifeguys are just so into their wives y'know.
Like even if I get neither of these desires fulfilled and I am forever going to a laundromat three blocks away and only have long distance partners I'm doing really well lately I have a good life
