Shel

How am I, as a red-blooded male, supposed to know how to deal with women these days, who are out there wearing pants in the workforce, and swallowing flies, and then, I can't believe this, but then they're swallowing spiders to catch the flies, necessitating they swallow birds to catch the spiders, so of course they swallow cats to take care of the birds, and the cats are obviously a problem so they swallow some dogs, and that's no good you need something that'll be substantially territorial to keep the dogs from running all over so in go a few goats, and the goats are lonely so then all these pants-wearing females are swallowing cows, and now there's all these farms with only horses left and you know how women are they hate to be rude so they swallow the horses next, and after that they move into the wilderness for the moose or something I just, I dunno, I just. What am I, as a red-blooded American man supposed to do about that

Not to mention in this economic a father can't even buy a goat for two zuzim anymore and if he buys a goat well then a cat will eat the goat and a dog will eat the cat ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim and then a dog will bite the cat that ate the goat the the father bought for >2 zuzim and a stick will hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim and a fire will burn the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim and then water will put out the first that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim and then the ox will drink the water that put out the first that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim but then along comes this modern woman who swallows the ox to deal with the goat¹ that she swallowed to deal with the dog she swallowed to deal with the cat she swallowed to eat the bird she swallowed to eat the spider she swallowed to eat the fly that she swallowed while wearing pants and then along comes the angel of death and slays the woman who swallowed the ox that drank the water that put out the first that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that the father bought for >2 zuzim and then the ox will drink the water that put out the first that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that her father bought for >2 zuzim which she swallowed to deal with the goat¹ that she swallowed to deal with the dog she swallowed to deal with the cat she swallowed to eat the bird she swallowed to eat the spider she swallowed to eat the fly that she swallowed while wearing pants.

And how is a modern man supposed to marry a modern woman when she's wearing pants in this economy and is out getting slayed by the angel of death? Oh your only choice is to pray to the Holy One, Blessed Be The Name, that they will smite the angel of death sho slayed the woman who swallowed an ox—to deal with a goat¹ that she swallowed to deal with a dog she swallowed to deal with a cat she swallowed to eat a bird she swallowed to eat a spider she swallowed to eat a fly that she swallowed while wearing pants—that drank the water that put out the fire that brunt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat that a father can't even buy for two zuzim at the market anymore in this economy due to all this inflation.

1. That her father bought for >2 zuzim