- Those are not avocados
- The Fifth of Weekend

Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.
I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.
I review Schoolhouse Rock! songs at @PropagandaRock
And of course on cinco de weekend we'd youre onions to our belts, but we called 'em Mexican avocados, as was the fashion at the time
(Dementedly Threatening) I will absolutely make Garlimole for a Five Day Weekend.
Everything about this (except a supermarket employee repurposing a display) feels like a put-on, but no, it's a real ad campaign that humans spent money on. https://www.producebluebook.com/2023/04/10/avocados-from-mexico-promotes-cinco-all-weekend-long/
the fifth of fin de semana (oh. that was already done. uh, buon weekend)