Party like it's 2012. Thrift shop by Macklemore is on. The invitation was pinned to your door with a thumbtack it said "yr invited 2 a qt partyyyyy @ gravelhaus 9/12 // 8:30 ///////))))))))" written on an old typewriter. Everyone is wearing feather boas and body glitter and playing nonalcoholic beer pong. The lizard terrarium is overflowing. There is also a gecko tank. The gecko tank is overflowing. Empanadas on the kettle. Stews in the fryer. Shoes in the fridge. Everyone is loving it. You wear a shirt with an old timey mustache on it and bowties are in. In every corner is a little snowman smoking a cigar. You've never felt more unconscious. It's just like 2012 again. Time to vote for Obama.
