shel

The Transsexual Chofetz Chaim

Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.


I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.


I review Schoolhouse Rock! songs at @PropagandaRock


Website (RSS + Newsletter)
shelraphen.com/

NastyaRomanov
@NastyaRomanov

My little kittens I am so happy that the spirit of my great grandmother is touching you. We are all Women of Great Power. Thank you. Affirm in mirror often: I am haughty. I am drafty. I am enormous. I am fascinating to foot fetishists. I am can pay my rent by selling my feet online. Anaesthetic works well on me. I am great powerful. I could be an empress but choose not to be. I align myself with the global proletariat against the bourgeoisie. I will achieve communism. I will achieve the plurangularity. I can do five backflips but probably not eight backflips. I am beautiful. I am love. I am whole. I am sufficient. I am strong. I am confident. I am an avid reader of Consumer Reports. I am a Woman unless I'm something else. I am me. I am my own person. I am a materialist. I am stronger than a hummingbird. If I was shrunk down to the size of a hummingbird I would win in a fight. If a hummingbird was enlarged to the size of a human I would still win in a fight. I am big. I am bold. I am brave. I am bright. I am a 21st century Marxist-Feminist and the capitalist patriarchy doesn't see me coming. "Booyah" (make quotation marks with you fingers for this last part to seal the spell)

You're welcome my little kittens.


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