Just heard a podcast ad for Whole Foods which states that Whole Foods would provide the ingredients to "build a snack plate that will challenge your guests"
whole foods now carrying an obstacle course with a charcuterie board at the center

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Just heard a podcast ad for Whole Foods which states that Whole Foods would provide the ingredients to "build a snack plate that will challenge your guests"
whole foods now carrying an obstacle course with a charcuterie board at the center
I feel like they're either underestimating the guests or underestimating the violence that can be instilled into a snack plate.
Every shopping trip is accompanied by 3 rounds of Double Dare, where only the winner gets food.