We need to encourage criminals to get more creative. Instead of violating the law they should be coming up with new ways to do evil that nobody has ever done before or thought to do. We should create crime bounties that pay out for the discovery of new crimes far greater than the profit that could be achieved through conventional crimes that have already been outlawed.
For instance: Preschool Fraud. Forge paperwork to enroll someone in a preschool who is older than 5 years of age. If you can sneak an adult in there and not get caught? That's a big bounty payout. People definitely shouldn't be doing this so it's a good thing someone thought of it so it can be banned.
