shel

The Transsexual Chofetz Chaim

Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.


I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.


I review Schoolhouse Rock! songs at @PropagandaRock


Website (RSS + Newsletter)
shelraphen.com/
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in reply to @Webster's post:

I love how shoddy the grammar is. Someone at the gas station at school. Also who can just go to church in the next five minutes doesn’t that happen like once a week

There's the main church event (Sacrament Meeting) on Sundays but different people based on age/gender may have other church things they go to other days of the week. (Source: This User is Ex-Mormon.) Anyways, definitely not every 5 minutes.

I love the urgency. QUICK. Find a cashier and convince them to follow you to church. You have FIVE MINUTES to unlock your Bonus Blessings.

Clubbing an Aritzia associate unconscious and slinging them over my shoulder and sprinting for the 1st Presbyterian in order to unlock the Bible's hidden cheevos