instead everyone got assigned a character from Scott Adams' classic newspaper comic strip Dilbert to kin from birth

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instead everyone got assigned a character from Scott Adams' classic newspaper comic strip Dilbert to kin from birth
absolutely not. thank you for your submission
i hate that i read enough dilbert in the papers as a kid to know this is right
while we appreciate your offer, we regret to inform you we will not be following through at this time
That is certainly an idea that you came up with. I would like you to walk it to the shore to die, if you'd kindly.
oh no. i fixated on dilbert as a kid in the late 90s / early 2000s and this idea is probably going to stick with me and inflict past, present, and future psychic damage
My dad was big into getting the paperback collections of newspaper comics. We had all the Calvin & Hobbeses, Foxtrots, Cathys, For Better or For Worses, Doonseburies, and, of course, Dilbertses
We only collected Calvin & Hobbes and the Far Side in my house. We did have one or two Dilbertses but i didnt understand most of them and dont remember them well
For whatever reason I was Really into dilbert as a kid but that time has long since passed
Assigned whatever that guy's name is, Winston or whatever at birth