gonna propose a bold new strategy of just telling the robbers when the truck comes on the sign so they can save everyone some effort
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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:
I'm honestly surprised Panera beat out Bigfoot Coffee on making a lemonade that kills people
in reply to @NireBryce's post:
in that case they just need a "money guarded by bigfoot" because no one is going to mess with bigfoot
I would. His feet may be big but bullets will take him down all the same. Not that I plan to rob a coffee shop, I'm just saying.
i dunno, hunters have been gunning for a bigfoot or a yeti for a while, and it is not like they are small targets, i bet they are bullet sponges
none of them have worthwhile evidence that what they shot was bigfoot. Yeti are, I would think, bullet sponges because they're mythological, whereas Bigfoot is just some beast, you know?