this article word for word is what linus' monologue should have been in a charlie brown christmas
i remember a time when "dunking on weird advertisements" was like 40% of the fun you could have online, and buddy, that shit was great

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this article word for word is what linus' monologue should have been in a charlie brown christmas
i remember a time when "dunking on weird advertisements" was like 40% of the fun you could have online, and buddy, that shit was great
“Zach then flips those tickets to sink $1.5 million into something called Rizzcoin. This sets into motion a butterfly effect that ends with a Ukrainian orphanage getting re-bombed with fentanyl-infused anthrax. Veruca Salt is then named CEO of X.”
The way I screamed.