Free tattoo ideas for you to use right now:
- "Eject" symbol tramp stamp
- "If found: return to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC"
- The Zune logo
- The face of Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 located right underneath your belly-button.
- Knuckle tattoos of common gardening tools A miniature shovel, sheers, clippers, a rake, some gloves, etc.
- Breath mints on your throat
- The lyrics to "row row row your boat" wrapping up the sides of your neck and around your ears
- Braided dandelion stems tenderly connecting your nipples
- A popcorn air-popper on your outer-thigh, very large, on a backdrop of violets and chamomile flowers.
- An otamatone sleeve tattoo, many otamatones of many colors and sizes altogether rising up for the dawn of a new world.
- Barack Obama sitting down at a nice cherry wood table to enjoy a plate of pickled haddock and toasted pistachios in a mixed bowl with peas.
- Your most recent paystub, on your back.
- The words "laughing while crying emoji" in Garamond font right under your left knee.
- "Woman laughing alone eating salad" in Helvetica font right above your right knee.
- Lip tattoo reading "(Everything to do with it)"
- "HEPA certified"
- Cornstalk spine tattoo
- An olive on stilts
- A clam wearing a top-hat
- A cozy murder of crows
- The exact time of your death on the sole of your foot
- The name of your ex (after you have already broken up)
- A cow playing a tambourine
- Ten strawberries, hiding in various crevices of your body, tell your lovers if they find them all they get an achievement
- Every lesbian
