shel

The Transsexual Chofetz Chaim

Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.


I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.


I review Schoolhouse Rock! songs at @PropagandaRock


Website (RSS + Newsletter)
shelraphen.com/

shel
@shel

Think about that next time you go saying some pierrot harlequin level clown shit huh. Someday I'll use the fuckin potion. I'll be burning all the metals. I'll go Brando-Sando on your rectum rumpus of a response to my lore rich epic posting. Consult your fucking Ars Arcanum at the back before you open your mouth. I'll wipe you from the list of characters. Your wiki page will be deleted for lack of notability even though you live on a planet with only eight billion fuckin POVs to be keeping track of. This blog is my POV bitch. Literacy is essential so read this again before you go flunking the SAT critical reading section on my posts. Not even a liberal arts college gonna take you after they see my letter of recommendation. It's fuckin ensorcelled. I ensorcelled the paper. You're fucked. Don't mess with me kid. This is a hard magic kinda world and I'm the source of exposition.


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idk why, but the notable lack of name‑calling makes this feel slightly wholesome to me.
like how clean air doesn't have a perceptible smell until you exit a very stuffy room.

Im just going to imagine that this is about that response to your post about autistic communication differences that proceeded to both miss the point and then do exactly the thing being complained about

We've got a real talented tineye here. But they seem to have missed that there was more than one such response to that post 😵‍💫 all of them containing the phrase "I'm not autistic...." in some form.