becoming a quebec separatist but in an offensive manner. it's an Operation. a scheme. all according to keikaku. with quebec separate, the canadian empire will be divided into east and west..... just like rome and constantinople...... Rome (Toronto) will fall to the Goths (Wisconsin Cheeseheads) and Constantinople (Montreal) will survive a mysteriously long time while undergoing a long cultural transformation until it becomes quite different and renames itself to Turkey 2. Ottawa will just take the O train into the sunset
see that river? thats the border between ontario and quebec. gatineau is a city in quebec, thats part of like, greater ottawa...
yeah I knew this because I love maps!!!! It's like the Johor of Ottawa. Or the Jersey City of Ottawa. BUT FRENCH!!!!!
Another fun Ottawa fact is it was strategically placed specifically for being very difficult to get to from the US including all the roads being built and designed to make it hard to get to from the US. Predictably, to this day, it's kinda really difficult to to get to from the US through methods other than aero plane!!!! One time I wanted to take a bus to Ottawa to see a friend and it was like ridiculous how long the trip would've been even tho it's not even that far just cuz of geography and roads
