When I move back to NYC from Japan, I'm going to become the obnoxious Bodega Guy except about Japanese convenience stores.
"THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE IN JAPAN FOLK'S. THEY GOT LAWSON, SEVEN ELEVEN, FAMILY MART AND DAILY FUCKIN' YAMAZAKI BABY ONLY IN TOKYO ONLY IN T-TOWN BABY"
"That's just called a bodega?"
"Can you get an egg sando at 8pm at a bodega? No? Then it's not a konbini"
