shel

The Transsexual Chofetz Chaim

Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.


I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.


I review Schoolhouse Rock! songs at @PropagandaRock


Website (RSS + Newsletter)
shelraphen.com/

shel
@shel

DNI Slugs, M/ussol/ini-ap0logists, vampyres, Fh/Rf(rns), F\*\*ls, c\*t "ppl", HPFs, EIFSes/TRPs ("GB"s), LICSWs, exc\lu//incl\us, pr0-pr0s, s3r1al k1ll3rs, fuj0shi, MCU//DCEU, anti-eggbug, non-eggpugpilled, eggbug-haters, pro-twt/twitpilled/twit-brained, di/scou/rse, sh33ple, bad vi/be//s, n3gav3rse cl0nes, inv//erts, GADs, MDDs, OBGYNs, ODs, j//esters, tr1ckst3ers, sfw, age-progressers/bigs, d//evils, Ddemons/lgremlins, sheydi//m, css-experts, anti-mc/bw, anti-pp/pp, anti-ps, anti-ch, ppl who say "tag yourself", and ppl who talk to my ex-roommates


comforttiger
@comforttiger

tag yourself im people who say "tag yourself"


shel
@shel

CRUMBLING YOU

CRUMBLING YOU

CRUMBLING YOU

YOU ARE BECOMING A FOAMY BAR SOAP SHAPED LIKE A CARTOON CUPCAKE AND I AM CRUSHING YOU IN MY PERFECTLY MANICURED HANDS AS YOU CRUMBLE CRUMBLE CRUMBLE FOR VIOLATING THE DNI YOU ARE DISSOLVING INTO SUDS DISSOLVING INTO SUDS YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS PLACE IN THE NAME OF TRANSFEM HEADCANON DEMISEXUAL PERIDOT YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS BODY IN THE NAME OF TRANSMASC HEADCANON ARACHNOPHOBIC BAKUGO YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE IN THE NAME OF CISGENDER HEADCANON HETEROSEXUAL SHE-RA BEGON DNI BEGON


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'CISGENDER HEADCANON HETEROSEXUAL SHE-RA' is the most upsetting distressing fucking thing so,

congratulations

you have perfectly summoned a distressing spectre.

i'm going to block you now but continue to follow you on my alt so I can screenshot your problematic posts for Receipts (TM) and subtweet you to my friends for being a neopuritan trad monarchist

I'm invoking the scariest of spectres in order to strike fear into the hearts of those who would cross my DNI ring of salt and expel them from this place lest they must face heterosexual she-ra for themselves