There's an art to this stuff. Obviously this is a crime and a bummer, but stealing unwieldy items is fascinating.

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There's an art to this stuff. Obviously this is a crime and a bummer, but stealing unwieldy items is fascinating.
What!! I can’t even imagine how this was done. There are so many ways they could be caught in the middle of doing this and they weren’t.
The town I live in has this old neighborhood bar that has this 5x5foot concrete cube in the parking lot. It's painted white with the bar's name and a leprechaun embossed in green. It's been stolen and returned several times over the years. The thing is extremely heavy, too, so moving it is a feat.
usually just turns back up after a while. sometimes the cops find it, once they found it in someone's back yard.
Honestly if you manage to steal such an unwieldy item and manage to not get caught doing it, you've earned it