They say your first dream of the year has particular prophetic significance. Perhaps that is also true of those dreams about Mario1 that are had on the morning on the tenth day of March, also known by many scholars as MAR10 Day.
This morning I had one such dream. I dreamt of Mario. I dreamt of a philosophical video whereby two travelers needed to solve a puzzle to open a secret passageway in order to advance along their journey.
One of the travelers observed that when Mario had so famously solved this puzzle in one of his video games, that he2 had experienced an orgasm at the exact moment of solving the puzzle and opening the secret passageway.
And so, the traveler presumed that making yourself have an orgasm at the right moment must be a part of solving the puzzle to open the door.
"Nay" said the older and wiser of the two traveling companions. Mario always orgasms whenever he solves a puzzle or discovers a secret passageway. It's an evolved trait of his species which encourages him to solve puzzles and discover secrets, as such behavior is oft rewarded with power ups that make him more likely to live long enough to reproduce.
The great moment of wisdom is this:
Just because Mario has an orgasm whenever he solves a puzzle, does not mean that having an orgasm is necessary to solving the same puzzle.
This here is the moral of the fable that came to me in my dreams this morning of March the 10th, this MAR10 day. What significance might this wisdom hold for the coming seasons? It is a koan for us all to meditate on.
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The legendary figure as depicted by Nintendo.
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Mario
